Istanbul has a vending machine that dispenses food and water to the city’s massive population of stray dogs in exchange for recycled plastic bottles. Source
and today this tasty tea shall tantalize my taste buds till tomorrow’s dawn.
HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS
STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)
STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”
STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen
"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"
I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND I’LL REBLOG IT FORVER. FAAAVEEEE
oh my god