HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS
STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)
STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”
STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen
"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"
I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND I’LL REBLOG IT FORVER. FAAAVEEEE
oh my god
Holy shit. The vocal harmonies on this are gorgeous.
Rapper Ol’ Dirty Bastard once took a stretch limo to pick up his food stamps. Source